July 2011
29 posts
Arizona.
Drew bought Playboy body spray.
Drew: And now I smell like a Playboy.
Drew's mom: Now you smell like a WHORE.
Brandon asked, "What if guns could shoot spells?"
Drew: Brandon, that's like taking something totally BAD ASS and making it LAME.
Drew's mom was taking pictures of Drew and I.
Drew: You're ruining the pictures with your face!
May the odds be ever in your favor.
May 23rd, 2012.
The Sword of Damacles.
Today at work, a few people congratulated me on cussing out a cast member. Apparently he is not well-liked.
Today at work, I went on a shake run with three of the funniest hosts.
Today at work, a light fixture was dangling from the ceiling. Right below it sits Mickey’s director chair, which kids love to climb on.
Today at work, I learned a Greek myth called “The Sword of...
“Deep in the meadow, hidden far away
A cloak of leaves, a moonbeam ray
Forget...”
– The Hunger Games
My "It All Ends" Experience.
I worked on the evening of July 14th until after midnight. The midnight premiere of Harry Potter unfortunately could not be on my to-do list. A fellow cast member informed me that there were 2 and 3 AM showings and there would certainly be people I knew going. I was upset though because I couldn’t end it the way I started it. Krikorian. Midnight. Friends. I had to go alone at 2 AM and hope...
Mischief NOT Managed.
I still need to be summoned on a quest to save the world.
I have a wand, I have the One Ring, I have Harry’s glasses, and I have bravery.
Last Harry Potter.
Then I think about how there will be no more,
And I’m like…
I Found Out
where Drew can be stationed after graduation, and where my new temporary home could be:
Fort Hood, Texas (smack dab in the middle of the giant state).
Fort Stewart, Georgia (Savannah area).
Fort Huachuca, Arizona (where he currently is).
And some fort in Germany.
Any of those would be fine with me, so long as I’m with Drew. :)
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love...”
– Bob Marley (via skeletales)
wherenightisblind:
hairahcaz:
moorewords:
Tom Sawyer is the only badass I can think of with super curly hair.
Shirley Temple. Straight up.
Hermione Granger.
Oh my God, you guys. Hobbits.
That moment when my host started calling guests...
Mickey may or may not have laughed.
Mean Girls with Harry Potter
prototypical-nonconformist:
kyriedoinkyrie:
OH!
And when Del Taco guy asked if I wanted any fries, I said “Uumm…,” and he then gave me my total! MAYBE I WANTED FRIES.
Complaining.
Del Taco Guy: Hot sauce?
Me: Yeah, can I get one of each?
*He gives me eight Del Scorchos*
Del Scorcho isn’t even my favorite of the three. I got a quesadilla. WHY would I need eight of any of the sauces? And why did I get one kind when I asked for one of each? Did he not listen? Is he just an asshole?
Am I an asshole for complaining? No, it’s okay. I live in a first world country....
